Simon Woodward

Michael Duviau

Michael Duviau

Simon (Woody) and I have been close friends for the past 32 years, I first meet Simon at the young age of 10, we both were the new boys at St Thomas school in Hildenborugh, Kent.  After a short time we found that we had a lot in common, and the long and good friendship began.

We both had a slight problem with reading and this lead to a bumpy ride with some of the older seniors. But we would help each other out with the many battles, Simon may have been small in stature but he was like a rough jack Russell “keep going until they fall”. Simon and I started to travel to school by train, and Simon made friends with quite a few of the Tonbridge sixth form girls and the journey home was interesting! After St Thomas’s changed its name to Foxbush School ,  we went to Linden Park Tutors a college  in Tunbridge Wells at the age of 15 to get our “O” Levels.

We would help Simon’s brother Mark on a Friday night at the Plough Pub where he did the Black Cat Disco’s, we and sometimes Alan, Nick were to be found in the car park, but later we would slip in the back door into the disco, this is where Simon first found his dancing feet or legs or body. After it was all put away in the back of Mark’s ACS van, we would go to the Cave night spot in Tonbridge, and this was only Friday night. (We had a lot of good fun helping or may be hindering Mark with his deliveries in the ACS van).

Simon found that money could be made at school by selling bullets. The only problem was that the bullets came from the old rifle range on West Malling air station and with it came the chance of an encounter with White Van Man (security guards), the range was not far from the main hub of the air station, but it was a challenge to be had. There were many day and night missions on the air field, trying to outwit white van man. Some of the night missions were a bit scary and out of this world?

Simon had a good sense of adventure, at age 13 we went up to Ilkley moor on an adventure holiday with Lord Halifax , some of the things we did ranged from caving, rock climbing to map reading and canyoning , we stayed under canvas in all weathers .The second time we went,  a year later, we were booked to stay for ten days , we were the only two there, but we found out that the week after we left a party of 15 girls were arriving,( a plan formed) we both managed to get our parents to agree to  let us stay for an extra week (a good week was had) .

Simon came several times to the south of France on holiday with my father and I to visit my relatives, Simon’s French was a mix of broken English and lots of hand movements, but he did get himself understood, we both had an excellent time. One of the things we always came back with was one or two biscuit tins full of bangers, but not the small ones only the big or very big ones!

We lost touch with each other for a short time but through  Friends Reunited we found each other again, it was as if we had not see each other for only a few months, we would talk on the phone at least once a month, help with each other’s problems and chat for many hours. The last time we got together was October 2007 when Simon came up with his mountain bike, Simon wanted to ‘ride some hills’ as he put it, but I think the hills in Lancashire are a little bigger than the hills in Cambridge. By the time we finished Simon had done one mountain too far!!! He needed a little help to get home but it could have been A) the 2 or 3 bottles of wine we had the night before or B) the 3.30 am bed time after we had been reminiscing, it was good to see him doing what he enjoyed.

It was good to have had the time and the memories with Simon, there are many many more things we did together but they are memories I will save for myself, which I will never forget. It will be 32 years of a good friendship I am glad to have had.

© 2008 Mark Woodward